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  • AradorArador Posts: 1,693 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited August 2012
    Issue 17!


  • SynbiosSynbios Posts: 4,355 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Arador: That's terrible, man. So do you have another Divinity taking over his column? I heard that Astrology's the craze among the girls today.

  • AradorArador Posts: 1,693 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I wanted to do an Astrology column but sadly the Alchemists threatened to sue. Lord Phaestus sent in a few articles but they were too short and our focus groups said all the references to hot steel were a bit too erotic.

  • SynbiosSynbios Posts: 4,355 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Who cares about 'too erotic'? The sensible truth should never get in the way of massive sensational advice columns!

  • VasoolVasool Posts: 184 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    You don't need to hear it from me, you already know. But these are extremely entertaining!
  • JurixeJurixe Where you least expect itPosts: 1,546 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Arador, please make another issue. I promise I'll stand still in the arena next time we 'duel' if you do!

  • AradorArador Posts: 1,693 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    @Jurixe, that is an attractive offer.

    I have been building up article ideas again, once I have 6 or so, I can make another issue.

  • XenomorphXenomorph Posts: 386 @ - Epic Achaean

    Hahaha, love it, Arador. Sign me up for a 3 year subscription!

    Those cops had NO WARRANT when they took me brooms!

    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
  • BoosteyaBoosteya Posts: 317 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    @Arador Reading these really cheered me up, thanks :)
    Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π
  • AradorArador Posts: 1,693 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Brilliant! I love it. Will have to steal a few for the new issue.

  • SynbiosSynbios Posts: 4,355 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Tempted to make Shallam-related headlines, but I will be stepping on too many toes if I go on ahead with that.

  • TahquilTahquil Posts: 3,512 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Tut tut Synbios, think of the children! ....Mingruk flinging ormyrr on this Mayan to Phaestian planet please.
  • TahquilTahquil Posts: 3,512 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Yay Cameo!.... Not yay because it's probably true :(
  • DaeirDaeir AustraliaPosts: 5,837 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I nearly died laughing at "It's never Lupus!".

    Too good man, too good.
  • XithXith Posts: 2,591 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    "December 21th."
    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
  • SynbiosSynbios Posts: 4,355 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Xith said:
    "December 21th."

    Shallam was only the beginning.

  • KatzchenKatzchen MhaldorPosts: 2,000 @@ - Legendary Achaean

    @Arador, hire @Trey to do your marketing for those subscriptions. He can apparently make anything sound desirable.

    Also Vivisex calendar? Where's my copy?

                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.

  • ErasarielErasariel Posts: 757 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Came here thinking there was a new issue.

    My heart, it is broken. :(

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