The Description Game

Aktillum

The goal of this thread is for each poster to add a new sentence to the description until we have something epic.

He is a human.

Learyn

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous.

Thaumas

All noses are protruding, Learyn.

Xer

Unless cut off

Thaumas

He is a Human Nose. He used to protrude, but he isn't protruding anymore. He is completely naked.

Antidas

this deteriorated quickly...

Beya

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis.

Learyn

Thaumas said:

All noses are protruding, Learyn.

I meant more in the sense that it's REALLY out there. Not just..there like a smaller nose, haha.

Athanasius

Beya said:

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis.

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes.

Iocun

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth.

Learyn

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth.

Nellaundra

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth. One of his arms dangles about a foot longer than the other.

Daslin

it's taking all of my might to not 4chan this one up..... 

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth. One of his arms dangles about a foot longer than the other. The other arm is twisted backwards at an odd angle.

Skye

...that went south pretty quickly. Look at the poor bastard, got a face not even a mother could love.

Tvistor

You guys are describing Xykon almost perfectly.

Daslin

@Tvistor I thought it was more like everyone's favorite leaf-eater, I mean leafy combatant.

Coeur

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth. One of his arms dangles about a foot longer than the other. The other arm is twisted backwards at an odd angle. His slight frame is shrouded in a purple's novice robe.

Aliath

Coeur said:

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth. One of his arms dangles about a foot longer than the other. The other arm is twisted backwards at an odd angle. His slight frame is shrouded in a purple's novice robe. The back half of his head is bald.

Athanasius

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth. One of his arms dangles about a foot longer than the other. The other arm is twisted backwards at an odd angle. His slight frame is shrouded in a purple's novice robe. The back half of his head is bald. A few wisps of neatly combed straw-brown hair adorn the top of his head. 

Vrass

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth. One of his arms dangles about a foot longer than the other. The other arm is twisted backwards at an odd angle. His slight frame is shrouded in a purple's novice robe. The back half of his head is bald. A few wisps of neatly combed straw-brown hair adorn the top of his head. Bloodshot and stained yellow around an electrifying blue iris, his left eye looms out from behind a bespectacled monocle.

Beya

He is a human. His protruding nose is bulbous. So bulbous, in fact, that it's hard to make out his eyes from behind his puffy, ruby proboscis. His bushy eyebrows meet above the bridge of his nose, looming over his beady, deep-set eyes. He has a mouth. In his mouth are rotted stubs of blackened teeth. One of his arms dangles about a foot longer than the other. The other arm is twisted backwards at an odd angle. His slight frame is shrouded in a purple's novice robe. The back half of his head is bald. A few wisps of neatly combed straw-brown hair adorn the top of his head. Bloodshot and stained yellow around an electrifying blue iris, his left eye looms out from behind a bespectacled monocle. He exudes a faint smell of burnt lavender.

New one.

She is a beautiful siren.

Exelethril

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair.

Edit: woops, misspelling.

Nellaundra

She is a beautiful siren.  She has spiky, cropped hair.  Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath.

Vaehl

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair. Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath. She wants the D.

Beya

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair. Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath. She wants the D. "D" for dragon, that is! You can see it in her gnoll-bashing eyes.

(Why is it that this game keeps devolving into characters I really want to kill?)

Katzchen

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair. Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath. She wants the D. "D" for dragon, that is! You can see it in her gnoll-bashing eyes. Bizarre eyes, one being purple, the other bright green, they give off a chaotic aura.

Bluef

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair. Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath. She wants the D. "D" for dragon, that is! You can see it in her gnoll-bashing eyes. Bizarre eyes, one being purple, the other bright green, they give off a chaotic aura that shimmers around her charred face like the shifting remains of a rainbow stickwoman. Brutally red lipstick frames the pursed pucker of her petulant mouth. 

Katzchen

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair. Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath. She wants the D. "D" for dragon, that is! You can see it in her gnoll-bashing eyes. Bizarre eyes, one being purple, the other bright green, they give off a chaotic aura that shimmers around her charred face like the shifting remains of a rainbow stickwoman. Brutally red lipstick frames the pursed pucker of her petulant mouth, and a matching crimson splash of paint decorates her dainty, lickable toes.

(Yeah, couldn't resist adding in that one. @Beya it's far more amusing this way!)

Idelisa

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair. Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath. She wants the D. "D" for dragon, that is! You can see it in her gnoll-bashing eyes. Bizarre eyes, one being purple, the other bright green, they give off a chaotic aura that shimmers around her charred face like the shifting remains of a rainbow stickwoman. Brutally red lipstick frames the pursed pucker of her petulant mouth, and a matching crimson splash of paint decorates her dainty, lickable toes.  Towering over you at seven feet and five inches, what should be a delicate frame has grown to terrifying proportions.

Tvistor

This is dumb.

Katzchen

She is a beautiful siren. She has spiky, cropped hair. Her face looks like it's been burnt by dragon's breath. She wants the D. "D" for dragon, that is! You can see it in her gnoll-bashing eyes. Bizarre eyes, one being purple, the other bright green, they give off a chaotic aura that shimmers around her charred face like the shifting remains of a rainbow stickwoman. Brutally red lipstick frames the pursed pucker of her petulant mouth, and a matching crimson splash of paint decorates her dainty, lickable toes. Towering over you at seven feet and five inches, what should be a delicate frame has grown to terrifying proportions. When you stop to think about it, she really isn't very beautiful at all. A face only her secretly beloved Tvistor could love snipe.

@Tvistor yes it is dumb. :P