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Freaking Aerek Yankee scum in Brisbane

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  • JozlynJozlyn out of here.Posts: 1,081Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Saltwater croc, she said trying to disguise the hope in her voice. 
     yes, sir.
  • DaeirDaeir AustraliaPosts: 6,259Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    You will take him to Surfers and you will force him to witness the agony that is Broadbeach.
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess BellaterePosts: 2,586Member, Seafaring Liason @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited March 4
    Vegemite sampling session gone wrong.

    Actually more specifically: chokes on a piece of vegemite toast


  • MinifieMinifie Posts: 1,039Member @ - Epic Achaean
    edited March 4
    Skye said:
    Vegemite sampling session gone wrong.

    Actually more specifically: chokes on a piece of vegemite toast
    Actually, a little known fact: Australians use vegemite instead of whipped cream for more sexual purposes.
    Hataru has been slain by the might of Wheezie Goosie.
  • TreyTrey Posts: 4,503Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Marmite (but Pa might not)

    JozlynAnedhelAerekAziik
  • AerekAerek East Tennessee, USAPosts: 1,813Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Hit Sydney this morning and made it out alive. Suck it, airport drop bears. 

    And I like vegemite. @Berenene actually indoctrinated me as a younger man.
    -- Grounded in but one perspective, what we perceive is an exaggeration of the truth.
    MelodieBerenene
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,073Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Aerek said:
    Hit Sydney this morning and made it out alive. Suck it, airport drop bears. 

    And I like vegemite. @Berenene actually indoctrinated me as a younger man.
    Well, that's me out of the race. Fucking drop-bears; you think you can count on them...
  • TahquilTahquil Posts: 3,743Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    There is at least 2 more airports to go!

  • BereneneBerenene Posts: 1,885Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Well played sir *sagenod*
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • TahquilTahquil Posts: 3,743Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Aerek is cooking.

    My bet is on dying to his own cooking due to measurement conversion errors with a civilian casualty.
    SkyeTreyCaelan
  • BereneneBerenene Posts: 1,885Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    I would pay to see that deathsight:

    You hear an almighty explosion in the distance.

    @Aerek has perished due to conversion errors in foreign measuring equipment while trying to impress onlookers with this cooking ability, taking an innocent bystander with him.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
    Aerek
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormPosts: 2,572Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    It's Australia, there's no such thing as an innocent bystander

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
    AerekBereneneCaelan
  • TahquilTahquil Posts: 3,743Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Okay, now serious. Anyone interested in a pub crawl can you messageme and I'll start organising things. :)
  • ValariaValaria Posts: 389Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Klendathu said:
    It's Australia, there's no such thing as an innocent bystander
    even kangaroo know this fact.



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  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,073Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    In before @Frederich asks for a kangaroo based race in achaea.
    CaelanFinkle
  • FrederichFrederich Posts: 1,243Member @ - Epic Achaean
    What the fuck @Xaden

    How dare you.

    I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.

    I'm not some filthy furry like you.

    It's not like I want a bear race, orc race, cyclops race, or a shitton of other races from Lusternia or anything

    srsly tho fucking R U D E
  • XadenXaden Posts: 2,073Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Frederich said:
    What the fuck @Xaden

    How dare you.

    I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now.

    I'm not some filthy furry like you.

    It's not like I want a bear race, orc race, cyclops race, or a shitton of other races from Lusternia or anything

    srsly tho fucking R U D E
    But... he's so buff...
  • CaelanCaelan Posts: 736Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    edited March 8
    Tahquil said:
    Okay, now serious. Anyone interested in a pub crawl 
    Wait.. could be lost in translation, but don't you guys and gals in Australia just call that "lunch"?

    In the Marines, we called that "going out for ONE beer" and would inevitably end up with someone at risk of NJP.

    I swear Marines and Aussies have a ton in common.

  • SarathaiSarathai Posts: 2,139Member
    edited March 11
    Dinner and drinks was fun! But damn, that Feed Me order. So much food.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



    Aerek
  • MinifieMinifie Posts: 1,039Member @ - Epic Achaean
    The fact Aerek planned this before my compo payment can only mean one thing: Tahquil warned him about me.
    Hataru has been slain by the might of Wheezie Goosie.
    Valaria
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