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Jokesey the Cultist

EidraEidra Posts: 30Member ✭✭ - Stalwart
You give a bestial, two-headed canine a sound thumping with your blackjack.

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You reach out and bop a bestial, two-headed canine on the nose with your blackjack.

You ask in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "What?"

You wrap a bestial, two-headed canine in a tight headlock and repeatedly rub your knuckles painfully 
across his scalp.

The cerberus leaps at you, raking you with its talon-like claws.

You give a bestial, two-headed canine a sound thumping with your blackjack.
You have slain a bestial, two-headed canine, retrieving the corpse.
A tiny pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

A mysterious cloaked figure scowls miserably at you.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "You uh...you don't 
mind, do you?"

You say in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "You've got lots more."

You have emoted: Eidra peers up at a mysterious cloaked figure, her wings shifting uneasily.

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "What? Do I have 
something on my face, or something?"

You say in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "You started this."

You say in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "With your face."


This figure seems to be about human size, and it is built rather stocky. A thick, black cloak covers 
its body from head to foot, concealing its features. Peeking out from under the sleeve of the cloak 
gleams a long, bone handled knife. A set of glowing red eyes peer at you from the darkness beneath 
the hood, sending a chill down your spine.
A mysterious cloaked figure does not look particularly dangerous.

A mysterious cloaked figure scowls miserably at you.

You say in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "Okay, maybe I'm too sensitive about it, but you 
can't just go making faces at people who came here to potentially kill you."

You say in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "Its bad practice."

You say in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "If I were someone else you'd be dead just on 
account of having made any faces at all... or having a face, for that matter."

A mysterious cloaked figure snickers at you.

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "Not too talkative, are 
you?"

A mysterious cloaked figure frowns at you.

You ask in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "Well, do you have a name?"

You say in Mhaldorian in a high, youthful voice, "Maybe you don't understand me..."

You begin to speak Achaean (with perfect fluency).

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Do you have a name?"

You give a pained sigh.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Now we're just going in circles."

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "If you don't say something soon, 
I'm gonna bop you."

A mysterious cloaked figure frowns at you.

You nod your head emphatically.

You ask in a high, youthful voice, "What's the matter? Bear got your tongue?"

A mysterious cloaked figure frowns at you.

You have emoted: Eidra sighs in exasperation.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Oh...hm. Maybe a bear does got your tongue..."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I don't think I've actually heard any of you speak before."

A mysterious cloaked figure curls his nose up and grimaces at you.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Hey. Open your mouth. I wanna see 
if you have a tongue."

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Well, you've at least got a mouth, right?"

You say musingly in a high, youthful voice, "Maybe you can't open it... maybe it's.."

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Is it stitched shut?"

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I don't have a knife on me. And if you don't have a tongue, I 
guess cutting your mouth open wouldn't help much anyway."

You smile and say in a high, youthful voice, "Hm...if you can't -tell- me your name, maybe I should 
name you!"

A mysterious cloaked figure peers at you unscrupulously.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Let's see... what's a good name for a cultist..."

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "What about Mark?"

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I knew a Mark once."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Of course, he wasn't a very nice person... and he was fat."

A mysterious cloaked figure frowns at you.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Okay. Maybe not Mark."

You tilt your head to one side, rub your chin, and thoughtfully declare "Hrm."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "What about Andrew? My doll's name is Andrew."

You display a porcelain Atavian boy doll for all in the room to see.

A mysterious cloaked figure peers at you unscrupulously.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Hmm...you're right. You don't look much like my doll."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Of course, you -could- be an atavian under there."

You have emoted: Eidra points to a mysterious cloaked figure's robes.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "It would be easier if you'd at 
least nod."

A mysterious cloaked figure frowns at you.

You ask in a high, youthful voice, "You can't nod?"

You ask in a high, youthful voice, "Why? Is there something wrong with your neck?"

A mysterious cloaked figure peers at you unscrupulously.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "You know, you're kinda funny."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Oh! Oh! I know! I could call you Jokesey. On account of your 
excellent sense of humor."

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Jokesey it is."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Oh, Jokesey. Why are your reactions so limited? Don't you ever 
smile?"
A mysterious cloaked figure gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You beam broadly at a mysterious cloaked figure.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "I smile all the time. It's easy."

A mysterious cloaked figure scowls miserably at you.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "-that- is the opposite of smiling.
"

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Are you sad, Jokesey? Is that why you won't smile or nod?"

A mysterious cloaked figure curls his nose up and grimaces at you.

You have emoted: Eidra laughs delightedly.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Good! THat's a good attept."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I don't suppose you've had much practice."

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Why do you stay here? This doesn't seem like a very nice place 
to live."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I know all about living in gloomy places, because I live in 
Mhaldor, but this really takes the cake."

A mysterious cloaked figure squints suspiciously at you.

You ask in a high, youthful voice, "Well, do you deny that it's gloomy?"

A mysterious cloaked figure peers at you unscrupulously.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Of course you don't, because that would be dishonest."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "And you're a very honest cultist, Jokesey."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "That's one of the things I like about you."

A mysterious cloaked figure peers at you unscrupulously.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "To jokesey what, you don't believe me? Well, it's true. I think 
we're bound to be fast friends, you and I."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "You see. Jokesey was the perfect name. It really stuck."

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Do you have many friends here? Is 
that why you stay?"

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Oooh, I know. There's a pretty lady cultist, isn't there."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "You've always dreamt of leaving."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "But you can't, because you couldn't stand to live without her."

A mysterious cloaked figure scrutinizes you cautiously, studying you for possible danger.

You exclaim to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Oh, that's so romantic!"

A mysterious cloaked figure curls his nose up and grimaces at you.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "No wonder you're sullen."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I would be sullen too if my very dearest darling lived in such a 
gloomy place."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I know! Why don't you run away together!?"

A mysterious cloaked figure peers at you unscrupulously.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Don't tell me you've never 
thought of running away."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Anyone would if they had to stay here."

A mysterious cloaked figure snickers at you.

You flash a mysterious cloaked figure a joyous smile.

You exclaim to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "You -can- laugh!"

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You exclaim in a high, youthful voice, "Oh, Jokesey, that makes me so happy I could burst!"

A mysterious cloaked figure frowns at you.

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "What? Are you embarrassed?"


A mysterious cloaked figure curls his nose up and grimaces at you.

A mysterious cloaked figure scrutinizes you cautiously, studying you for possible danger.

You say to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "You know, you've got a lot of 
character Jokesey. You could be anything you want."

A mysterious cloaked figure curls his nose up and grimaces at you.

You ask a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "Isn't there anything you'd rather 
be?"

You exclaim in a high, youthful voice, "I know, you could be a-- knight!"

You say in a high, youthful voice, "You could gad about helping the helpless and... knightly stuff...
and then come back to your cultist lady fair with treasure and tales from your exploits."

A mysterious cloaked figure raises an eyebrow at you.

You give a pained sigh.

A mysterious cloaked figure snickers at you.

You exclaim to a mysterious cloaked figure in a high, youthful voice, "You have to aim higher than 
this, Jokesey. You could be so much more!"

You say in a high, youthful voice, "I have to go for now, Jokesey, but don't be disheartened. I will 
come and visit you."

You give a round loaf of buttermilk bread to a mysterious cloaked figure.

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Here. you should eat something. You're practically skin and 
bones."

A mysterious cloaked figure frowns at you.

You pat a mysterious cloaked figure in a friendly manner.
 
You say in a high, youthful voice, "You'll be okay, Jokesey."

You say in a high, youthful voice, "Don't worry. I'll come back."

You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the 
land.
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Comments

  • AnkhareoutefAnkhareoutef Posts: 272Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Sincere giggles.
    Eidra
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San DiegoPosts: 1,906Member @ - Epic Achaean
    I like you



    Eidra
  • ZahanZahan ValhallaPosts: 193Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited October 2016

    @Eidra comes here in and tells this awesome story then just vanishes, leaving us all hanging on the edge of our seat.


    Szanthax said:
    I like you

    Am I the only one concerned she might be locked up in @Szanthax's basement?

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