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  • AntoniusAntonius Posts: 4,455Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Atalkez said:
    He has dueled and defeated the leader of the Conclave, Yudhishthira.

    Just sayin :angry:
    Yeah, pretty sure this is why he doesn't like Targ. It's all your fault.
  • FarrahFarrah Posts: 1,844Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Antonius said:
    Atalkez said:
    He has dueled and defeated the leader of the Conclave, Yudhishthira.

    Just sayin :angry:
    Yeah, pretty sure this is why he doesn't like Targ. It's all your fault.


    Yeah, god, Atalkez. Sigh.

  • AtalkezAtalkez Posts: 4,633Member, Secret Squirrel @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Haters.  


    You hug Aurora compassionately.
    Utianima
  • SyndraSyndra Posts: 26Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited November 2017
    This about sums up my night. Shock, horror, and then side-splitting laughter.  I will never go naively into the wilds of pastebin again.

    46) You told @Minifie: //because it's a train wreck we couldn't look away from.
    47) Minifie told You: //we couldn't even offer help... We just pulled out our phones and
    recorded it...
    48) You told Minifie: //yes, and that train long went off the rails.
    49) Minifie told You: //It was never on the rails... They forgot to build the rails and
    pushed it off a cliff.
    ShimiPrythe
  • MinifieMinifie Posts: 1,709Member @ - Epic Achaean
    Kyrra tells you, "Well I don't think you need to pee once you hit logosian."

    I think our conversations are terrific.
    Utianima
  • KyrraKyrra Sanctum of the SkyPosts: 4,564Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Minifie said:
    Kyrra tells you, "Well I don't think you need to pee once you hit logosian."

    I think our conversations are terrific.
    That wasn’t even in game!
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

    Utianima
  • ElipiseElipise Posts: 343Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Minifie said:
    Kyrra tells you, "Well I don't think you need to pee once you hit logosian."

    I think our conversations are terrific.
    I wish this was true... so bad rn
    Torinn Chiragh, Herald of Fire says, "Good, darn it."
    Talamond Averial says, "You are the least charming siren ever."
  • AralayaAralaya Posts: 981Member @ - Epic Achaean
    @Aegoth says to Nissa, the Head Archivist of the Lucretian Athenaeum, "Whatever happened to asking really nicely, huh?"
    You say to Aegoth in a soft, soprano voice, "Asking nicely does not include Holocausts."
    Aegoth says, "Balderdash."


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
    Elipise
  • WicellaWicella Posts: 163Member ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Spanning some five feet in total length and crafted entirely from only the highest calibre gold, this large, impressive horn curls with a  dramatic flourish toward its solid base before spiralling outwards in a series of concentric circles. The valves and surfaces are polished to a blinding, lustrous sheen, reflecting all light cast across its edges in an iridescent sparkle. The instrument exudes a potent, salty scent, reminiscent of the majestic seas and all their fathomless mysteries. Flared at the end, a single tube connects the mouthpiece to the horn proper which seems to sound quietly with an almost-animated frequency, issuing fragmented words and maddening whispers that hint at a fierce yearning to return to the waves.


    Now imagining Krypton running around blowing a FIVE FOOT LONG horn.
    Prythe
  • AsmodronAsmodron Posts: 2,404Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited November 2017
    ~~ While observing the Sea witch south of us, and tossing random things to try and get her attention ~~

    You say with an Arcadian accent, "Or someone get a lot of oil, we pour it out, and someone toss a
    torch."

    The soul of Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "You can try to take a shipout and shoot at
    the sorceress."

    Erikka says in a soft, sweet voice, "But she already has oil on her skn."

    The air thrums as Crazy Gypsy Eliana Campbell, Guardian of Nature yells, "Uh.. Sorceress? Could you
    toss Skye's body this way please?"

    Erikka gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

    Erikka says in a soft, sweet voice, "Well kinda."

    gl s
    Glancing to the south, you see:
    Open ocean.
    The sun shines brightly overhead. The monstrous upper body of a colossal sea witch courses through
    the waves. Lying on its side here is a dark glass bottle. Rubescent spheres glisten from an oaken
    bowl in silent offering. The twisted remains of Skye lie here. Coarse granules are scattered about a
    wooden cup here.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.

    Halos says, "Skye's pastry is gone."

    The soul of Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "It is?"

    You say with an Arcadian accent, "She's probably munching on skye next."

    Halos looks confused and says, "Did the sorceress eat the pastry?"

    The water spins into a furious maelstrom as the immense form of a sea witch emerges from the depths,
    coral-staff brandished menacingly in her webbed hands.

    The soul of Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "I hoe she liked it."

    The corners of Eliana's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

    You say with an Arcadian accent, "Oh..."

    The soul of Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Uh."

    Mercer says, "Whoa."

    ih
    sorceress120063     the Sorceress of the Seas
    Number of objects: 1


    The soul of Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Oh dear."

    You incline your head politely to the Sorceress of the Seas.

    Grotesque countenance twisting into a malicious grin, the Sorceress of the Seas locks her gaze with
    yours, forcing you to stare, bewitched into her bottomless eyes.
    Enraptured and powerless, you scream in vain as a monstrous tentacle writhes across your flesh,
    wrapping itself around your body before a dozen more join the throng. Sucking and rasping hungrily,
    the Sorceress looks on indifferent as your flesh is stripped bare from your bones and the pressure
    at last reaches an untenable height, shattering your frail body into a thousand ossified fragments
    which sink - dead - into the darkness of the deep.

    Accipiter has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    Rispok has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Rispok in red light.
    Erikka has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    Halos has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    Mercer has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    Golden sovereigns spill onto the ground from Mercer's corpse.
    You have been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    The corpse of a spearhead shark falls out of your inventory.
    Eliana has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Eliana in red light.
    Rispok has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.
    Eliana has been slain by the Sorceress of the Seas.

    ct sorceress came on land! I repeat, S
    You are dead and cannot do that. <=== Too late...


    The soul of Halos says, "Oh."

    The soul of Rispok says in a monotonous voice, "Ow."

    The soul of Mercer says, "Oh."

    The soul of Eliana's words quietly thrum through the air as she says, "Aww."

    You say with an Arcadian accent, "Rude..."

    The soul of Rispok says in a monotonous voice, "That hurt."

    The soul of Erikka says in a soft, sweet voice, "Oh well."

    The soul of Eliana's words quietly thrum through the air as she says, "Hope that gold's not mine."

    The soul of Erikka says in a soft, sweet voice, "Someone need to teach manners to that sorceress."

    (The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Tamiko says, "Ouch..."


    The sea itself rises to accept the form of an enormous sea witch as she submerges beneath the waves.


    You say with an Arcadian accent, "So you CAN come on land."

    The soul of Mercer says, "To sorceress That was rather rude. What do you wantt exactly?"

    The soul of Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "That's mercer's gold."

    (The Sefyric Mariners Guild): Krypton says, "Welcome to the Death by Sorceress Shredding Club!"

    You say with an Arcadian accent, "COME BACK!"

    reincarnate into atavian
    You pray to the spirits of the fallen for a fresh chance at life, and are reincarnated into an
    atavian.

    Seeing her situation to be hopeless, Eliana embraces the cold clutches of death.

    Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Rispok embraces the cold clutches of death.

    You shout, "If you could come on Land this entire time! Why dont you just take care of the big flaming guy?!"


  • AlyxeriAlyxeri Posts: 467Member ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Sea lady that sprouts tentacles... I think I've seen what happens in this hentai story before.
    AsmodronShirszaeTrillianaCaelan
  • TalamondTalamond Atop his throne of booksPosts: 174Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    I won't lie. That was my favorite line in the entire thing.
    Wicella
  • AralayaAralaya Posts: 981Member @ - Epic Achaean
    @Talamond hmm?  :)


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
  • TujaquesTujaques Posts: 29Member
    I found the entire concept of not realizing you had something as important and large (5 feet I believe) as the horn in your possession absolutely hysterical.

    -------------------

    Miriew ponders the situation.

    Miriew looks sceptical and says in a bubbly, slightly squeaky voice, "Did someone give me this thing?"

    Ellowyne tilts her head curiously.

    Bail says in a mellow, soothing voice, "Thing?"

    Miriew says in a bubbly, slightly squeaky voice, "I have the horn thing."

    You put your hands on your hips and say "Huh?"

    You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

    Bail says in a mellow, soothing voice, "Ooh, gimme."

    Ellowyne's breath scorches the air as she says, "Torrent gave it to you I think."

    Miriew brandishes the horn of the tides menacingly.
    CailinUtianima
  • AsmodronAsmodron Posts: 2,404Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited November 2017
    Thousands of daemons howl and shriek as Sartan, the Malevolent roars above the cacophony, "You
    continue to mill about and meddle in things you do not understand. Regardless, I welcome the
    destruction you bring upon yourselves."

    The silken voice of the Dark Father reverberates from everywhere and nowhere, "The sheer volume of
    things mortals fail to understand dwarfs even your capacity for hot air, Malevolent One."

    Thousands of daemons howl and shriek as Sartan, the Malevolent roars above the cacophony, "Yes, they
    do understand very little, such as your knack for placing the blame elsewhere when your shadowy
    tendrils are visible to all with eyes?"

    The silken voice of the Dark Father reverberates from everywhere and nowhere, "Sight is neither balm
    nor cure for ignorance. You would know that well."

    The afternoon sky falls red as a guttural growl echoes through the ether

    Dark laughter ripples mirthfully across the firmament in response.

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    (Hashan): Twilight says, "Dark Tidings, Shadow Court."



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    Never leave again...




    Utianima
  • KietKiet Posts: 2,734Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    man you left out the best part before that tho
  • AsmodronAsmodron Posts: 2,404Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kiet said:
    man you left out the best part before that tho

    I thought Daier or Xaden would love to show a personal quote of it T.T
  • KryptonKrypton shi-KhurenaPosts: 2,377Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Kiet said:
    man you left out the best part
    Sartan's uncertainty?

    "The afternoon sky falls red as a guttural growl echoes through the ether?"
    (Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."
    Cailin
  • SolnirSolnir Posts: 654Member ✭✭✭✭✭ - Grand Achaean
    something something dredgings
    Nyneve
  • IctinusIctinus Posts: 153Administrator Admin
    I see nothing suspicious here. Move along.
    "If you build it, they will come."
    SolnirElipise
  • CooperCooper IowaPosts: 4,374Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    One time Ictinus made himself visible to me, and forgot to undo it for like a month.

    <_<

    WicellaUtianima
  • SobriquetSobriquet Posts: 1,947Member @@ - Legendary Achaean
    While out hunting, so removed the spam, but laughed at the timing here..

    (Hashan): Kasa says, "Couple more good hops and he'll be in Northreach..."
    5097h, 5003m, 18141e, 20380w cekdb-74.5- 16:25:20.889 0 0-0 0 0-0 [ 29% ](L|H|1|2|S)
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    (Hashan): Ireth says, "Is that good or bad?"
    5592h, 5003m, 18197e, 20380w cekdb-74.5- 16:25:29.338 0 0-0 0 0-0 [ 86% ](L|H|1|2|S)
    5975h, 4283m, 18253e, 20272w cekdb-74.5- 16:25:35.536 0 0-0 0 0-0 [ 89% ](L|H|1|2|S)
    Jeramun, the Flame of the World has loosed its full and unabated might upon Cailin, incinerating her 
    until naught but ashes remain.
    5975h, 4283m, 18253e, 20272w cekdb-74.5- 16:25:35.777 0 0-0 0 0-0 [ 89% ](L|H|1|2|S)
    Jeramun, the Flame of the World has loosed its full and unabated might upon Faedwyn, incinerating 
    her until naught but ashes remain.
    5975h, 4283m, 18253e, 20272w cekdb-74.5- 16:25:35.781 0 0-0 0 0-0 [ 89% ](L|H|1|2|S)
    Jeramun, the Flame of the World has loosed its full and unabated might upon Laetetia, incinerating 
    her until naught but ashes remain.
    5975h, 4283m, 18253e, 20272w cekdb-74.5- 16:25:35.784 0 0-0 0 0-0 [ 89% ](L|H|1|2|S)
    Jeramun, the Flame of the World has loosed its full and unabated might upon Faedwyn, incinerating 
    her until naught but ashes remain.
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    Rekhyr
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